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skullivan:

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khaleese:

Literally me when a teacher comes to inspect my work 😂

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kinginthenorthjonsnow:

Wednesday Wisdom

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ashkenazis:

isoldmyurl:

i’m sure there must have been posts about it but i can’t believe these were actual things on Jeb Bush’s presidential campaign merch site

guaca bowle 

@commiejewdyke

i’m buying us matching shirts

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braunerbear:

betamizuki:

one of us is gonna have to change.

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

earthponi:

fluffybunnybadass:

jinngersnap:

fluffybunnybadass:

ruecian:

toastydoodles:

usbdongle:

sparagm0s:

merryxigmas:

3tno:

myutsuu:

merryxigmas:

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

WHAT

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

from 1993.
thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years. 

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

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sixpenceee:

Lapidaria margaretae is a genus of dwarf succulent plants. They have a geometric shape and are really interesting to look at. 

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tastefullyoffensive:

Anti-plaque potion. (via DrakoTsunami)

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illnyss:

me when i was 13: depression isn’t a joke its serious !!! fuck you !!!

me now: hey who wants to place bets on my suicide date lol

(via vhs-kids-deactivated20171004)

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originaldumbbaby:

refractalpterodactyl:

sixpenceee:

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

We could have had him…

my heart isn’t ready for this

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